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Converting A Kiwi Into An Ozzy

How do you convert a person who has been Kiwi-nised in the last 3 weeks into an Ozzy in 7 days?

First, you bring him to a seaside with a scenery that rivals that of Mission Bay to eat feeeesh & cheeeeps*

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Then, you bring him to Mt Coot-tha hoping that its panorama view of the city would beat the spectacular view from Mt Eden.

After that, take him out to dinner at a pizza place with free flow of pork ribs, making sure you let him see the killer sunset scene.

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Last but not least, you bring him back to your place and make ice cream without a freezer…

Note: It is not a fool proof method. The subject might still choose to hang on to his or her personal preferences.

Credits*:
All photos were taken with my Nokia 6121 camera phone.
All Ozzy slang were contributed by Steph “Kiwi” Soh.
All locations were provided by Hope Brisbane, namely - Wesley, Nic & Justin

~ by Zachary on March 20, 2008.

6 Responses to “Converting A Kiwi Into An Ozzy”

  1. wow man! looks like a good day.

    let’s hope that makes up for the bad airport pickup. haha

    chris said this on March 20, 2008 at 8:20 am

  2. man! it’s been YONKS (slang contributed by lisa whom u’ll meet soon) since i last heard nick’s laughter!!

    he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he (done in rapid succession)

    that’s nick, alright!
    and it’s good to see jus & wes in good health =)

    shirls said this on March 20, 2008 at 10:58 am

  3. Zach A-bei!~ one day a kiwi= one life-time a kiwi!!!
    Conversion to an Ozzy is impossible~~~~(pls don’t talk abt ur spirit of ‘nothing is impossible’ in this context)
    Feel free to come bak to your Motherland—Land of the Kiwis–any time u wish ^+++++^

    Kathy said this on March 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm

  4. WHAT IS THIS, ZACH?!?! Absolutely shocking! *shakes head* It’s Kiwis all the way, Zach! (:

    stephan!e said this on March 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm

  5. Chris-
    Haha, don’t get too upset with the airport pickup man! Haha… the time spent with your champs was enjoyable!

    shirls-
    Now you have done it.. I keep noticing his laughter. Lol…

    Kathy-
    At least I’m sure I passed down a spirit alright! Can sleep in peace. Heh.

    Steph-
    Chill dude! No conversion has been made yet! My badd.. =D

    Zachary said this on March 20, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  6. What a great night. We aussies have got the right mix of outdoor scenery and indoor randomness all sequenced in perfect succession to each other to keep the mind alert and occupied.

    haha jokes.

    but really steph and kathy… you can’t blame him when your being introduced to the 4 blokes that represent the epitome of australian males. who wouldn’t want to be like them hahah

    ok just playing … but seriously … we win lol

    Justin said this on March 21, 2008 at 11:19 am

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