Limited Understanding of God

This is hilarious. You can tell that they are really going for the kill this time – they even mobilized atheists to pray!

Can simultaneous prayer take God offline?

I don’t care if it’s “slacktivism” but this Facebook campaign is incredibly funny: launching DDOS attacks on God  by simultaneous prayer

As you may already be aware, recently the Atheist Founation of Australia and the Global Atheist Convention websites were the target of a significant DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack, which began on Monday 19 October.

This is a call to all non-believers and advocates for freedom of speech to join us in a global co-ordinated minute of prayer with the aim of inundating God (in this context, the Christian god, God, as distinct from the Greek god, Zeus, the Egyptian god, Ra etc etc) with so many useless prayers that it causes his divineness to go offline as as result of our own DDOS (‘Divine’ Denial of Service).

The prayer minute will be at exactly 8pm (Eastern Standard Time) and 9am (Greenwich Mean Time) on Sunday 8 November 2009.

Whether you are a Christian or not, I think this stuff is for FAIL blog!

~ by Zachary on November 1, 2009.

8 Responses to “Limited Understanding of God”

  1. It’s not working, and it won’t. I’ve updated the Universe’s algorithms to handle this latest attack vector by the Dark Prince. But thanks for the heads up anyways.

  2. this is way too ridiculous.

  3. hahahaha im confused… so technically if they are praying to put God offline… doesnt that mean they believe in God?… i think these atheiest have a hole in their theology of disbelief. sounds more like denial to me

    hello atheist… welcome to Jesus =D yo ujust prayed yor first prayer, congratz!

  4. this is HILARIOUS. hahahahaha

  5. Probably another part of God’s crazy plans when some of their prayers indeed get answered. Haha, irony has a whole new meaning.

  6. Haha what a joke… The whole world will see how “offline” god is on judgement day and wow will there be ‘weeping and gnashing of teeth’.

  7. My first thought was like Justin’s, kinda contradictory to pray to a God that they don’t believe in. Ironic stand! Ahah, funny logic. :P

  8. i think it’s super funny! am wondering who they will pray to. the trees?

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